
The reason I make the show is because that is true and if you get the rest you need or if your night’s just a little bit less rough around the edges because I was there to keep you company, that’s important to me. Whatever’s going on with you, I’d like to take your mind off of that and keep you company while you fall asleep, and here’s the reason why you deserve a good night’s sleep. A lot of times, it’s something I don’t mention. Talk about…so…oh, whatever’s keeping you awake. Oh, I’m supposed to start a sleep podcast? Sorry about that. Are you also a lobbyist for the steam whistle barons? ‘Cause we still have a noon whistle once a month. I said, are you talking to me about irrelevance? Because…I said…they said, we still got…I said, what are you…are you also a…what are those people called that…? They go and they…can’t even think of the word. They changed those into names or letters.

They said yeah, but you can’t even get to six shifts.

All those companies called me, and their representatives they said there’s no such thing as a fourth or…they said technically some comp…some types…and I said yeah, my brother’s…works in a department and he works on a different shift. Then I had one where you punched in a number, then I had one where you swiped a card. They called me up and I said, do workplaces still have that? I remember…what workplace…okay, when I worked at a grocery store, we had a clock where you punched in. The clock barons have tried to explain it to me. They say Scoots, that doesn’t make any sense. You could work the second or third shift or the fourth, fifth, and sixth shifts that I love so much. It could be feelings, anything emotionally you’re experiencing or coming up for you or that’s already there, physical sensations, changes in time or temperature or routine. Obviously, that’s…makes sense thoughts from the past, the present, the future. What I’m going to attempt to do is create a safe place where you could set aside whatever’s keeping you awake. Alls you need to do is get in bed, turn out the lights, and press play. This is Sleep With Me, the podcast that puts you to sleep. INTRO: Hey, are you up all night tossing, turning, mind racing? Trouble getting to sleep? Trouble staying asleep? Well, welcome.

SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and my patron peeps…what up, my patron peeps? There’s a new song for you. Episode 1015 – Drain Cleaner's Conundrum | Tales of Lady Witchbeard 10
